greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

langsettte:

#me
lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here
seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

(via tyleroakley)

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)